What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Aut consectetur debitis ullam.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Sure no problem officer.

Yes sir it is.

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

How can the K-pop fandom have such a toxic mentality?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?